- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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