yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Justin beiber comment if u get it

How old are you? 7

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Jack Stevens

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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