- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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