The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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i like turtles

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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