- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.