1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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