- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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