- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Robin, get in the car, please.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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