There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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