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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

a man makes a bad joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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