- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

XD Jackass.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Knock, Knock Who's There

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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