Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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