Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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