A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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lol

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Do the roar!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Anti Joke

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