- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Water? I hardly know her.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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