A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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poopy is poopy

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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