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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What's old and wrinkly? old people

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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