- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face...the other white meat!

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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