Whats funnier than 24.....25

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

A muslim paints Mohammed

women's rights

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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