- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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