- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

what is 3+3= 8

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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