- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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