- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

I'm Polish.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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