roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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