- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What's long and black The unemployment line

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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