- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Obama = ebola

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

why did katy fall off her bike?

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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