- Anti Joke

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue