- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

The duck didn't cross the road.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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