If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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nolan is gay

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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