How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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