What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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