Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

Steve Jobs is alive.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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