Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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