What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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What does water taste like? Water

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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A shark ate your mom

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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diarrhea.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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