Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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