Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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I love you

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Read a Book.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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