- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

I'm homeless.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Do you know the muffin man? No

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