What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Penis

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Jersey Shore.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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