A black man walks out of a police station

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

the redsox

Knock knock.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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