Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

I am quite mature.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

your face

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Anti Joke

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