- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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