- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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