- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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