- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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