George W. Bush

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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poopy is poopy

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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