How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Michael Brown

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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