Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

I have read the terms and conditions

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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