A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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