- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

You dropped something.... Yo lip

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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