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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Chlamydia

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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