What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Good job, son.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Women's rights

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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yolo your orange looks orange

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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