- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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